How do I get my wife to accept that watersports / golden showers are NOT disgusting, weird, perverted, etc? (anon)
Jassimo says-
Don’t keep eating asparagus.
Straightothepoint says-
Sexual practices that include defecation or urination, are disgusting. Apologise to your wife for suggesting this.
Alan says-
Experimentation is a very healthy part of sex, and you could try, next time you are getting down to it, during the ad break in Coronation Street, introducing the concept of liquid, by dribbling your tea on her. You could use educational videos, or websites, to familarise her with the erotic joy that is urolagnia. If she refuses, perhaps she will give you permission to join a dating site, for people with similar pecadillos, and let you explore this aspect of your sexuality with someone else.
But at the end of the day, you may have to accept that your wife thinks you are a pervert, and if ever there was a situation which could be perceived as perverted, its your husband asking you to urinate on him.
Time for a reality check here: there is no way on earth you will get your wife to accept that watersports / golden showers are NOT disgusting, weird, perverted.
If it is that important to you I suggest you marry a woman who is into this stuff.